Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative ‘TRY SAYING’ phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1

TRY SAYING:   I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF:   You don't know what the f___ you're doing.

Number 2

TRY SAYING:   She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF:   She's a f___ing bit__.

Number 3

TRY SAYING:   Perhaps I can work late .

INSTEAD OF:   And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4

TRY SAYING:   I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF:   No f___ing way.

Number 5

TRY SAYING:   Really?

INSTEAD OF:   You've got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6

TRY SAYING:   Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF:   Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7

TRY SAYING:   I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF:   It's not my f___ing problem.

Number 8

TRY SAYING:   That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF:   What the f___?

Number 9

TRY SAYING:   I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF:   This sh__ won't work.

Number 10

TRY SAYING:   I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF:   Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?

Number 11

TRY SAYING:   He's not familiar with the issues.

INSTEAD OF:   He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12

TRY SAYING:   Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF:   Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13

TRY SAYING:   So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF:   Kiss my a__.

Number 14

TRY SAYING:   I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF:   F__ it, I'm on salary.

Number 15

TRY SAYING:   I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF:   Shove it up your a__.

Number 16

TRY SAYING:   I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF:   This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17

TRY SAYING:   You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF:   Who the f___ died and made you boss?  

Number 18

TRY SAYING:   He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF:   He's a pr_ck.

Thank You,

Human Resources