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October 17 ADAM AND EVE GRANDCHILDREN To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T! " "Don't what? " Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said. "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit! " "No Way! " "Yes way! " "Do NOT eat the fruit! ! " said God. "Why ? " "Because I am your Father and I said so! " God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked! "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you? " said the Father. "I don't know," said Eve. "She started it! " Adam said. "Did not! " "Did too! " "DID NOT! " Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY! If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own. 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day. AND FIN ALLY: IF YOU ! HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAY! S ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: "TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!! August 08 CHURCHI see the sign,.. it says all welcome
The grounds are so beautiful
I feel so empty
I see the statue,.. he looks so peacful
The grounds are so green
I feel so lost
I see the people
They look so sad
I want to cry
Think they want to die?
Dont care about the history
It looks so amazing
Could i find myself here in the bliss of gazeing?
I cant talk to her
She is gone,..
So is he, is it something i did wrong?
I need to see you just once in a dream
It would help me release some steem
I need to hear you just once in my head
I should come see you soon
Yes i know your dead
My stomac tightens
And I feel frightened
I want to be alone here
I miss you dear
I feel drained
Looking at that stained glass
Could i handle it all at once?
I feel like an ass
I well up inside so much that it almost leaks out my eyes
Everything is nothing,.. its all lies
Cant controle it
Have to get a handle on it
Need to find peace
Need to find solitude
Always rushed for everyone but me
Cant even sit it seems
need to go visit soon
I stare out the window at the moon
Or somewhere that i can just be
Striped down to the core of my soul,...just me
Its been a long time mom,..dad.
Its been a very long time since i have been to church
¤Âñgè£ûs¤ July 12 RULES THE WORLDThey sat that man is mighty,
He governs land and sea,
He wields a mighty scepter
O'er lesser powers than he;
But mightier power and stronger
Man from his throne has hurled,
For the hand that rockes the cradle
Is the hand that rules the world
Wiliam Rose Wallace
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